Words of wisdom from @migueltorresmma

There are very few people with the wit and wisdom of Miguel Angel Torres. It seems that each day I get floored by the hilarity that ensues from his Twitter feed…and last night was definitely not an exception.

I figured if you don’t follow him, why not share them. So here are his top five tweets of the night.

5. Miguel was one of the guest tweeters for the UFC last night and this came from the @ufc twitter stream.

Shogun and Machida come on camera, crowd gets rowdy. Machida had a pee mustache, he says it does a body good. @MiguelTorresMMA

4. This tweet more than speaks for itself.

Kos hair looks like a bleached brillo pad @migueltorresmma

3. “The Wise One” used this tweet to describe the amazing acting job of Josh Koscheck.

Daley missed, Kos, swiper no swiping. @migueltorresmma

2. Miguel had to bust out his best Dr. Phil analysis. You all know which fight he is talking about.

Ha the most damage of the fight came from a sucker punch. No one loves this guy, someone give him a hug. @migueltorremma

1. *cue the drumroll* ….and my favorite tweet, from Senor Torres, was after Shogun’s brutal finish of Machida.

This goes to show you, drinking piss doesnt make you great, it does make your breath smell like pee. No golden shower for me.

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