Create-a-Caption: Fedor Emelianenko
By Josh Stein on Sep 07, 2009
Who says he never smiles?
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Fedor: “Is there going to be prostitutes?”
Sorry, saw that on a movie the other day lol.
“I prefer men usually but if I really have to, I could make an exception this time. Come on girls, let me show you a rear naked choke”.
In exchange for the picture, the photographer agreed to build a new One Hour Photo in Russia and allow the Russian Red Devil Team access to his camera whenever they need it.
Fedor like double arm bar
I must break you.
“Only two girls? Fine I will deal with it, but normally I need twenty so I don’t wear them out with my hot Russian love!”
“You say you’re UFC Ring Girls? Never mind then.”
No ice cream cones? DO NOT WANT
“Now the Fedor seed will live in America! I love Hooters!”
Fedor: Millen better stay his ass back in the background, he’s not getting laid off of my name as well, let him get his own wom…..hahahah! who am i kidding, millen couldnt get laid at a whorehouse.
“Oh, yes, not signing with UFC has REALLY hurt me. I’m so sad I’m going to go bury my sorrow in these two.”