UFC 99 is Gangsta
By Garrett Bailey on Feb 19, 2009
UFC 99 is gangsta. If it was a gang I would do a B and E to join. UFC 99 is Harvey Keitel in Taxi Driver. UFC 99 is the reverse of getting Rick Rolled.
There is a title fight; B.J. Penn vs. Kenny Florian. Just rumored for a possilbe fight is Cro Cop vs Randy Couture. Phresh. The UFC is assuring Marcus Davis that he is fighting in Ireland, so no one tell him. He would be very upset if you do. While Davis is fighting some guy named TBA, other fights include Rich Franklin vs. Wanderlei Silva and Spencer Fisher vs. Caol Uno.
While many have feared that UFC 100 is going to be so huge and stacked with all the superfights the events surrounding it will suffer in quality of fights. UFC 99 is no slouch or a couch potato. The only way UFC 99 can get even more gangsta is having both Diaz brothers on the card. But if the return of Mirko Cro Cop doesn’t excite you, or that he might be fighting Randy Couture, I understand. You just hate people who get kicked in the balls. That’s okay. I don’t think Cro Cop will again be a former shell of himself.
Suggestions for Joe Silva, no Clay Guida, let’s see Gorin Reljic again and some Lytoto Machida. You’re welcome Joe.
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I think the only appropriate response to this article is: ‘fo sho’
this article is a ho….fo sho…
Please stick to the ups of the cards and exciting matchups, but calling a card gangsta and repeating that over and over is not an article.
alright. you’re retarded.
Great start Bailey,
calling a daily reader retarded because he didn’t support your crap article…
Can any reader other than Garret honestly say they liked this article? Just because it’s MMA doesn’t mean idiots are reading it.
Hey MMAOpinion, can you get journalists on staff instead of a “Phresh Gangsta willing to do a B and E”
Show the readers some respect.
so i’m like the steve cofield of opinion. awesome. i like where this is headed…you must hate your life. and B and E’s are fun. so is the word phresh and describing a UFC event as Gangsta. you consider my blogs dumbed down, while i say it’s breaking out the boring formula that is plaguing virtually every mma site out there. how about a generic blog name like UFC 99 is Shaping Up Nicely. That’s stupid.
feels weird people calling me by my first name….lets get it changed to iamphoenix stat!!
Everyone thought Cofield was a jerk at first too.
Maybe just label your humor/satire articles as Humor?
probably…i’ve never had anyone not like me….ever.
it defeats the purpose to tell people that some of my stuff are going to be humor instead of the jokes going right over their heads.
wasn’t trying to be mean ryan. i’m not mad at you. i was 30 percent joking.
Ryan, I liked the article (so did Brandt, and I think he said so earlier). That doesn’t mean you have to.
Plenty of people on the internet call me out on my articles. Plenty of people, I’m sure, think I’m an idiot. Does that mean I shouldn’t write for this site? Hell no.
I think there are a lot of people who are retarded. Does that stop them from doing their jobs? No.
We picked up Garrett because he’s good at his job (and because he’s funny as hell), not because we thought everyone was going to love him. Those of us who aren’t Marcelo Garcia have to settle for the fact that some people don’t like us.
Alright, fine, enjoy writing for here, I just won’t read you anymore.I just got one question. Are you a child? Don’t go calling people retarded.
Writers like Josh and Brandt use punctuation. I’ll just read their articles.
ryan, you can do whatever you want. i’m glad i don’t know you in real life, it must be a bore watching comedy central with you.
Your right, I should switch to BET like you, maybe then I’ll be gangsta
wow…jokes really do fly over your head. or you just hate black people.
That’s funny Garrett, are you an albino black person? Because your picture looks pretty pale to me.
You should definitely continue on with your crusade against racism…Pegged me as hating black people, I didn’t even know it myself.
Or maybe, your black on the inside. I just can’t tell because of the color of your skin, MY BAD.
i accept your apology
Was this whole argument satire? If it was, that was fantastic. If not…do adults really argue like that?
I’m taking my ball of MMA greatness and going home. Fo Shiz.
And I’m looking forward to the Cro Cop – Randy fight.
on my part it was satire. can’t say the same thing for ryan.
i know randy is old and cro cop kinda sucks now but it would still be a gangsta fight for shizzle.
I don’t know any of you guys. From what I can gather, though, Ryan was being serious. I figured you were being funny. F’shniz to the shizzle.
As long as Cro Cop still has legs, he is dangerous. And hell, Randy could LOSE his legs and still be able to kick my ass by hitting me with his wheelchair, so yeah, I’m looking forward to the fight. Sho nuff.